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(no subject) [Dec. 28th, 2009|06:03 pm]

badpoetry

[realblueskies]
[mood | aggravated]

Guess what?
I'm dead.
I screwed it all up.
Even Santa Claus thinks so.
And skipped my sock.
I've got the turkey burnt.
And the dinner spoiled.
How much worse could my Christms get?
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Good News! [Nov. 13th, 2009|02:13 pm]

animal_rights

[simcha]
[mood | happy]
[music |The Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy - Socio-genetic Experiment | Powered by Last.fm]

India Bans Keeping of Elephants in Zoos and Circuses

http://www.helpelephants.com/pr_india_ele_ban_11_09.html

While it's not as excellent as shutting down zoos and circuses, this is such a great step! Woohoo, it's about time we had some good news!

yay!

And if you'd like to learn more about elephant sanctuaries in the US, or watch some elephants on elecam, here's a link to a great place:

http://www.elephants.com/

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Here I am again! [Dec. 19th, 2009|08:53 pm]

pee_erotic

[sirslittlepuppy]
I seem to post here about once a year or so. XD An ex and I are kinda working on getting back together *I'm not entirely sure I believe he's serious yet but I do hope he is* and he's into this kind of stuff. We've taken our first baby step into it together; I let him come into the bathroom with me last time he was over, and he sat on the floor and watched while I peed. I want to get him some pee-related porn as a late Christmas present *even if I get some good suggestions in time, I'm not paying the shipping to get something here before Friday XD* but I'm hoping to find something that doesn't focus on the watersports thing too much. I'm not all that into the fetish, I've never really understood where the turn on is, but I'm willing to try stuff out with this guy. I'm hoping to find kind of a "baby step into porn" thing, where maybe peeing isn't the focus of the video, just a smaller aspect of it, and start from there. I have no idea where to look, though, if such a thing even exists. Plus if I'm going to be buying anything I have to be sure the site is safe and discreet as I don't live alone, and while I'm almost always the one to check the mail I don't want to take any chances. Once in awhile if it's delivered via FedEx or UPS the other in the house will get the door before I can get up.

Does anyone happen to have any good suggestions for beginner porn on the subject? I'm not sure I can handle anything too "hardcore" on the pee subject right away until I get used to the whole thing.
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Show me! [Dec. 19th, 2009|07:29 am]

badpoetry

[pheniox20]
That was
about as lyrical as a potheads
philosophy is deep
congratulations
you've made a new low
no small feat

Somewhere in the corner
someone shouts
enraged
(show me where it is dog!)
playing a bit too much
of games made by those
enamored with Fables.
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